Joel: I dunno Susan. You went over the line last night. My dad didn’t like the things you said …. And did.
Susan: ?
I know, I know. And I said sorry like a million times.
I tried telling my mom that you were drunk and you didn’t mean what you said but flashing boobs was crossing the line.
Don’t … just don’t repeat please.
My mom is fully convinced that you aren’t the right girl
Is there nothing that can be done?
I’ll talk to her in a few days. But in the meantime, don’t call me. Mom knows when we talk. I gotta convince her that we aint seeing each other anymore.
Hmm…
Earlier night:
Joel Francis @JoelTacoLover
Party time last night at the Francis House ? ?
Later that day
Sarah
I messed up Kimi
Real bad this time ?
Kim
Heyyyyy What happened?
?
I overstepped last nite at Joel’s house
Wanna talk about it?
Hmm
Kim Calling…
Kim: “Tell me.”
Sarah: *Silence*
Kim: “Sarah? Come on out with it.”
Sarah: “I went there yesterday night. At Joels house.”
Kim: “Okay?”
Sarah: “It was going great. They asked about my family. I told them we stay in south Goa and they talked about how they were in south Goa before and now they are in North Goa and how much they miss the south.”
Sarah: *Silence*
Kim: “I’m waiting.”
Sarah: Joel’s uncle kept on pouring wine in everyone’s glass. And I tell you Kim, it was the best wine Ive ever had.
Kim: Silent
Sarah: “And I had fifth glass and that’s when things started to go downhill. I kinda blabbered out that Joel gave me a hickey on my boobs and whipped it out in front of them.”
Kim: “YOU DID WHAT??!!”
Sarah: “And that’s not the worst part. I whipped out and roamed all over their place”
Kim: “In front of his parents?”
Sarah: “And his 10 yr old cousin.”
Kim: “Oh. That’s pretty bad. What did Joel say?”
Sarah: “That we cant marry. Her mom didn’t like me before because Im a protestant and she is catholic but yesterday, she was beginning to like me until…”
Kim: Until the flashing incident. Did you apologise them anytime?
Sarah: Like a million times.
And what did J say?
Sarah: That she needs a few days. He’s gonna try convincing her.
Kim: Listen, Im getting a call from my yoga student. But you wanna meet up tonight? I think you could use company.
Sarah: Hmm. Go. We’ll talk about it later. Thanks Kim.
Sarah disconnects
Later that night
Sarah Fernandes: @realsarahforeva
Rx: 1 dose of bestie per week. – with @TheYogaGalKim
Next day
Kim:
Hey J. Heard about the incident. So sorry buddy.
Joel:
Thanks. I’m assuming Sarah told you over the coffee yesterday evening?
Hmm. I felt bad.
Ya me too. I mean we are hoping to get married and Sarah’s behavior is not helping
I know. I told her before about limiting booze but you know…
… she’s short tempered
Yeah I know.
Can I come over?
You know you can come over anytime. My whole fam loves you.
Lemme rephrase that. Do you want me to come over?
Sigh.
I COULD use some company yes.
Getting us a starbucks coffee. ?
omw..
?
Later that night
@TheYogaGalKim
Time well spent with @JoelTacoLover
Comment: @RealSarahforeva: ?
Next day:
Joel
Hey listen Kim, I’m sorry for whatever happened last night
Silence. Reply after sometime
Kim
Its okay
No Its not okay. I shouldn’t have did… whatever I did
Joel! Its fine, We weren’t in our senses.
I should’ve stuck to Starbucks instead of bringing that damn cocktail.
If anyone is to blame, its me.
No no. There’s no excuse to what we did
Don’t Joel. Don’t. don’t worsen it than it already is. We are best friends since forever and we were drunk and it happened and it shouldn’t change anything. I should be over reacting but I’m fine.
I dunno what to say…
The Next Day
Joel
Kim, I think I should talk to Sarah about… it
Kim
Are you crazy J? She’ll kill us
No. Its not fair on her. Its not fair on us. We are committed to each other Kim
I know I know but it was a mistake.
It wont happen again and I’m already is upset about the visit at your home.
As your friend I would strongly advice to not to talk about her.
Silence
But as a friend of Sarah’s, I think its fair she should be aware.
I dunno though how she’ll react
I dunno either. But truth should be told Kim. Right?
Long Pause
Hmm
Next day
Sarah Calling
Joel: “Sarah lis-“
Sarah: “You motherfucker!! How could you sleep with my best friend? How could you do this?”
Joel: “It was one night thing Sarah. It just happened and Im sorry. I still love y-“
Sarah: (yelling) “DON’T YOU SAY THAT!”
Joel: “Do you wanna meet and talk?”
Sarah: “FUCK YOU! I would fucking kill you if you even come close to me.”
Joel: “Are you drunk?”
Sarah: “That’s none of your fucking business you bitch!”
Joel: “Lets talk when you aren’t drunk. I’m disconnecting now and I’m sorry.”
Sarah: “Don’t you dare Joel. Don’t you fuc-“
Call disconnects
Later that night
Joel
Hey Kim, you there?
Sometime later.
Kim
Hey yes. I was finishing up some work. Sup?
I told Sarah today about what happened.
And?
…
What happened????!!!
She drunk called me and yelled at me, abused – which was all fine
There’s more?
Yeah. She drove to my house and threw shit.
Oh
…while she was drunk
Damnnn… that’s horrible..
Ya I dunno what to do anymore.
I’m so sorry I made you tell her
I was gonna anyway. Don’t be sorry.
But she is pissed at you as well. She might be coming for you as well
I’m just gonna go away then.
Ill tell my roommates to let her in and find the empty room by herself
Its past midnight. Where are you gonna go now?
I’ll figure something. But you take care as well
umm…
What?
You wanna come over?
It’s way past midnight. Not sure how your parents would react.
There’s a backdoor from where I sneaked in Sarah.
Pause
Kim typing…
Okay. Ill be there
I’ll wait. I could really use some company tonite.
Hmm.. I know I can understand.
And kim…?
Hmm..?
Get that cocktail again. I just wanna get drunk.
I’m not sure that’s a good idea again.
Ok. Upto you.
See ya soon Taco boy!
Can’t wait..!
A week later
Kim
Hey Sandy
Sandy
Sup babe?
We need to talk
??
Rather I need to talk
Is everything ok?
No not really.
I think we should stop seeing each other
What?
I’m serious
Sandy calling
Call rejected
Pick up my call and talk to me
Sandy calling
Call rejected
No. We are done. I’m breaking up with you.
WTF?
You breaking up over text? What is it?
Atleast tell me, talk to me.
I like Joel and we are pretty serious
Joel? Joel your school friend with whom you hang out often?
Hmm
How.. why.. how the fuck did that happen?
It’s been a week now since we slept together.
What in the actual fuck? You cheated on me?
I’m sorry.
Sorry? That’s it?
I’m coming over.
Don’t. I left my place and now at a new place.
Also don’t go to anyone. Im done and not coming back.
How the fuck can you cheat on me?
I have nothing more to say
You know what? I also cheated on you when I said I went with my friends late night last week. I fucked a girl WAY HOTTER than you!
Contact Blocked.
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Personal notes (Page 229)
Dear Diary,
I finally achieved my goal today. I’m free from Sundeep and now belong entirely to Joel. My 5 years of hard work of turning Sarah an alcoholic finally began paying off when Sarah and Joel were about to get serious. It took a lot of efforts to understand Sarah, find out her periods dates and when she’ll be real mad and setting up that exact for their dinner date. They had those momentary fall outs but this one really smashed it.
I spent over 47,000 INR in total to get Sarah drunk – get her used to alcohol. Every time we drank together, I always brought up annoying and raging topics for her to get angry. Eventually, the topic was gone and she turned angry over every drink – kind of ingrained response.
On the other hand, sliding into Joel’s life wasn’t easy. I always supported him during those down moments of his when Sarah was drunk somewhere. All along, I had to tag along that idiot Sundeep so that they don’t think I’m after anyone. Kept up my Yoga routine with this whole ‘relation’ thing going on and it was not easy.
But today after finally dumping that guy. I’m happy that I now fully belong to Joel.
*Reminder*
Lunch with Sarah – tomorrow 1pm.
(remind me an hour before)
Its Sarah’s birthday tomorrow and we usually go out for lunch, but I don’t think that’s an option tomorrow. I’m guessing, she will be connecting with Sundeep and I couldn’t care less about it. All I wanted was Joel for myself and I finally have him. His parents adore me, he loves me and its just perfect.